The Zondorian Press

A review of games, movies, books and random junk from the brilliant mind of General Zoltan of the Zondorian Empire.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

T-day ninja clean up



HIIIIII YAAAAA! Must load dishwasher in quick and stealthy manner. The ancient ninjas of Zondor are ready to fight master. Bring on the dirty dishes! I am ready. (and maybe a monkey). as you can see by this photo which was taken AFTER dinner I stayed in my pajamas until...well all day! All 24 hours of it! I love vacation.squeak,

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Ape pulls fire alarm
REGISTER STAFF
October 23, 2006


Des Moines fire officials say it's a first.

Firefighters were called Friday to the Great Ape Trust of Iowa, 4200 S.E. 44th St., where an alarm had been activated.

According to the report: A primate (Bonobo/ name unknown), pulled the fire alarm mounted on the wall and sent a signal to the 911 dispatcher.

" This is the first known case of an animal setting off the fire alarm in Des Moines," fire spokesman Brian O'Keefe said in a news release. "We will ask the Great Ape Trust to educate the occupants of the seriousness of their actions. "

new pal

This Sunday we are going to Calder Dairy where our milkman starts his day. On Tuesday mornings we get milk and eggs and butter. It is Izzy's job to set out the empty milk jugs but Dad or I do it cuz she is too short and they are heavy. Mom is usually sleeping then but we help her.
I met a kid today. His name is Nicholas. He is in my grade but not in any of my classes. We walk home together, but I don't know where he lives --yet. We have all the same favorite stuff like Star Wars. I want a computer that you talk to and it types for you--wouldn't that be awesome?? Typing is SLOOOW--talking is fast. Ummmm, this is Zoli signing off...mroooo

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Go me! I'm a rock star!



Thank you..Thank you veddy mush.

Friday, November 10, 2006

NWN


Hi me I just got my new game never winter nights it is almost the same as dnd check it out soon you can make your own person. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be back to it now no offense though it's really addicting.

my mom went to memphis


and all I got was this goofy Elvis head--thank you-- thank you veddy mush.