The Zondorian Press

A review of games, movies, books and random junk from the brilliant mind of General Zoltan of the Zondorian Empire.

Monday, October 30, 2006




Sunday was our big party. Here are some shots of it.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006


It's dark in the morning when I leave for school so Mom got me a light for my scooter. Dad picked up the 2 "c" batteries it needed. Mom and I attached it. I really like it and some kid offered me $50 for it. I told him NO WAY, of course but maybe after the CRASH (I am OKAY! I was on the sidewalk) I should have taken him up on it.-now the stupid plastic tab is broken and we have to discover a new way to attach it. the lamp part still works but what? Am I gonna hold it? while I scoot?? ya right. And just to let you know I'm not wearing a jump suit in red.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Kitchen


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I got a kitchen in my game I cant believe it I saved 10,000 gold and it finally got my kitchen in harvest moon I can now make anything (sorta) it is the coolest thing ever you get a new house to (toilet and bathroom included).

Monday, October 09, 2006

Leaf+game



Sorry I haven't wrote the past few day but I got game fly (yay) and buried my self in leaves. Currently my sister is playing Harvest moon she just started her farm It's called the horse farm. I really like it because it's fun. my game is in fall.I'm saving to get a kitchen.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

We've got out fits


We've got our outfits for Halloween from storage. There are four boxes of costume bits. I can't wait for Halloween because there's lots of candy to get from people who are celebrating it. I might scare people instead of trick or treating though. If I want to trick or treat, I will-- or if I want to take over Matt's job of handing out scares though because I am getting kinda old for trick or treat. Up in the right hand corner is a photo from last year. The party at school was a hoot! We got lots of candy from each other's classrooms. I was a orc from lord of the rings (highly recommended movie series).

Today's recommended game-- it's name is Destroy All Humans. It is like the movie Mars Attack in game form. Sweet!

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Poot poot poot


Yesterday my family and I went to a shop called Halloween USA and my dad got a weird spider skeleton thing that "walks" And goes "poot poot poot" and walks forward and back wards. And also if you haven't started to read the hagaer the horrible you should start reading the strip. And my game STILL hasn't come yet.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Sleepy school


Sleepy school was sleepie. I wanted to go home and sleep. It was so much fun though and when I got home I was WIDE awake and then I was really really board.

I also really want to watch the new movie that mom got from Netflix it is a movie postal service (fast). I want my game to get here.(slow) Ironic that they are the same gig.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Game Fly SLOW


My game still hasn't come! Oh hi! If you are wondering what I was talking about-- today's topic is gamefly.com Which if you look at the links (upper right hand corner) You can check it out. It has currently been very slowwwww. I can't wait for it to get here. It seems like I have been waiting for a month. But it sure is faster than going to the store and cheaper than paying 50 to 60$ on one game. Game fly is only $15 a month, but lately it is slower than going to the store. I really can't wait for Harvest Moon to get here. But it's up to you to decide whether to buy from the store or not. Right now it seems liek the better idea. After I get the game and play it I may change my mind. The cool thing about Gamefly is that if a game sucks you aren't out $30. Just BE WARNED...the mail is horribly SLLOOOWW (in our neighborhood).

Monday, October 02, 2006

The dog spilled coffee


Today the dog spilled coffee on the keyboard today (or so my mom tells me). I was at school so I wouldn't know.Now we have a purple outline on a new keyboard and we didn't have to pay a single penny for it Because we got it from my brother's room.

Today in school we had to get locker partners in gym. My locker partner is Devon. He's a really cool kid. My gym teacher is Mr. Osborn also in choir we are trying to buy outfits by selling lanyards some will be with your name on it their 8$ others that say West Middle school they are 5$.

Here are some cheats for Age of Mythology: by going into a chat type in-- "red tide" That gives you red water. "trojan horse for sale" means 1000 wood.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

I am currently playing MGS 3: Snake Eater. I think it rocks. It is one of the best games around. Right now I am trying to persuade my mom and dad into buying the extended version. You can do two player on it. Right now I can only do the story. Which by the way, is very violent and often gross. There is also lots of cussing. The main character is named Jack, but his code name is Snake. very cool! There is also a lady whose code name is "the Boss". She trained Snake. I have mentioned he likes to eat Snakes? The setting takes place at the beginning of the Cold War--which is a diplomatic war between the USA and the RUssians. Snake is an American. He is running through the Russian Territories trying to track down his defected mentor, THE BOSS. He is also trying to destroy a giant tank capable of launching Nuclear IRMs. This is a good game, you should check it out.